Sunday, January 30, 2011

Because

nice older man on the phone:
"I'm just in line buying kitty litter and toilet paper. Because everyone who visits me is full of shit."

Friday, January 7, 2011

Price is Right

*guy brings a box of Rice Crispies to my till. It's on sale for a dollar.*

customer: Holy shit, that price is unbelievable. what's the limit on how many I can get? 100?

me: Get as many as you want!

Customer: Naw, that's ok, I probably won't even get through this one. I don't even LIKE Rice Crispies, I'm more of a Honey Combs guy myself, but the price is right.