my last entry

homeless lady outside my building: spare any change?
me: No, I just got fired
homeless lady: Oh, no...

Coulda

me: how's your day going?
customer: coulda been better, coulda been worse, coulda been carried away in a hearse

..........


customer: I have CSS without my glasses
me: oh yeah?
customer: yeah. Can't See Shit.


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customer: don't worry about ME, I'm a drug dealer.
me: Oh, good.

Safety first.

the escalator was blocked off today for people's safety. Apparently a motionless flight of stairs is a safety risk. Luckily the stairs that NEVER move were available for public use. Otherwise known as "the stairs."