older native gentleman with a cane and fanny pack decorated with a plethora of dream catcher keychains (aka customer): will you marry me?
me: i'm on my break, I have to go back in 5 minutes
customer: it doesn't take that long to get married
me: sorry I gotta go...
customer: ok well we'll get married tomorrow
local female artist buying stuff (customer) : I'd like to draw you
me: me? why?
customer: you have very interesting features you would be fun to draw. Tomorrow I'm drawing a lady in a wheelchair with a cat on her head wearing a pink dress... that has NOTHING to do with me drawing you....
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