damn pretty

customer: are you a cashier?
me: no but i play one on tv
customer, hah, no, it's just cuz you were organizing the bags so i didn't know-
me: if i was a bag lady?


customer: you're a hard woman to follow around
me: why?
customer: cuz you're so damn pretty
me: aww thanx. have a good day
customer: have a good rest of your life.


*attractive black male customer drops penny*
me: do you want me to get that for you?
customer: I wouldn't want you to bend down for THAT reason
me: I'm worth more than a penny
customer: *laughs* with that attitude, I should have stayed in bed, and YOU should have been lying next to me