Wednesday, August 25, 2010

perfect fit.

average looking young male customer: i bet you don't see a guy buying women's clothes to dress in drag that often

me: i don't judge, i just scan

average looking male customer pulls out plastic tits attached to string and says: i need you to strap these on

me: i don't need to

average looking drag queen: not on YOU, honey, on ME.





*as i walked past the ladies clothing I overheard a seasoned employee 'help' a customer

middle aged woman: I'm looking for something for my daughter

middle aged asian employee: is she big like you?

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