customer in extremely stained shirt: "i'm not homeless, I just don't go all the way home"
customer: "do you have bed sheets? like, for a toga?"
me: you're buying a lot of black pants
customer: i wear them for work
me: let me guess, you're a waiter?
customer: no
customer's friend: well he does serve people
me: stripper?
customer: awww thank you! what a compliment
customer's friend: he's actually a pastor at a church
me: shut up
customer: no... it's true. I am.
customer: wow, 30 buks for 5 shirts? that's cheaper than an 8th of weed
And as if it stops AT work..... I was walking home and:
me (on the phone to my dad): thank you for lunch
stranger I walked past: well thank YOU for walking by me!
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