*scanner gun not working, so I smash it against the counter a couple times before ringing the items through*
customer (with curly black matted wig not properly placed on his head): you going through a divorce or something?
customer wondering if my till is open: are you available?
me: only recently
customer: you're not even trying and you're beautiful. can i take you out for dinner at the old spagghetti factory?
me: aww that's really sweet, but i just ended a relationship
customer: your exboyfriend is an idiot. *leans over to customer behind him*
that's crazy. She's a goddess. What's your work schedule so I can come in and buy one item from you at a time?
<3.
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honey.. don't work there. trust me. live through me.
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