customer (with large army and navy bag): i could carry a baby in here. Well... not a baby. A baby would suffocate.
scenario: crazy woman sneaks behind the snack bar and pours herself some coffee. and by pour i mean spill... all over the groud
me: excuse me, can i help you?
customer standing in puddle of coffee: oh sorry, I thought it was self serve
me: actually there's a closed sign. right there.
customer: oh my. sorry.
*drops cup and leaves*
me: are you sure you want these things in the small bag?
customer: yes, it'll fit
me: wow, there ya go. perfect
customer: you and I, we are perfect.
No comments:
Post a Comment